The Squamata Report: Liberals Mobilize

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Liberals Mobilize



The left wing KooKs in this country, you know the BLUE STATERS (LOL), have been crazy mad over the outcome of the election. If you did not see that coming years ago you were not paying attention. Lately amidst the Ohio recounts and the five millionth recount in Florida, the Left has decided that they will take the data from a "neutral" Data Gathering site called WWW.OpenSecrets.Org and use it to encourage their constituents to avoid brand names that contribute to Republicans. When I first saw this I couldn't help but laugh. I have perused the Info sites about these PAC donations for ever, but just for fun. These wackos are taking this info and putting it on websites such as BuyBlue and ChoosetheBlue to promote anti-Red state initiatives. The humorous part is that they ask the question: "What if I want to buy Red? Their answer is hillarious. They actually try to make you think that you could'nt achieve the same goal if you went with Red. Here is their answer "This too is a very common question we get asked, although it is usually more inflammatory or a threat of some kind. Those are always amusing reads. Our answer: more power to you! By doing so you are helping us to achieve our ultimate goal and you are helping to get the attention of corporations. Thank You!
However, the people that write us and tell us they are going to "buy red" don't understand the vision of the web site and don't understand that we control the definition of "buying red". Currently, our information is politically based, but when it becomes comprehensive I think these same people will find that "buying red" is an untenable position. "Buying red" will no longer mean supporting corporations who donated to the Republican party, it'll mean supporting corporations that pay sub-standard wages, have unethical business practices, destroy the environment to make a buck, and discriminate against minorities, women and homosexuals. In fact there is a chance you might even find corporations who contributed to Democrats declared "red" or at the very least borderline."
That is just so funny!
I'll explain abit more for those who need elaboration, but as for those who just want to go check out the list of Red state vs Blue state donations, you can find the links at the bottom of this page.
You see when an owner of a company or conglomerate wishes to support a certain politician, they organize a PAC (Political Action Committee )to gather donations and deliver the funds to the respective candidates or office holder. This is done because many organizations are restricted by law, from contributing directly. It is in this realm that we see groups like Moveon.org and 527s thrive.
It is great to be informed about things such as this, and once in a while even I get caught up in mini boycotts too. For example, The Dixie Chicks don't sound the same to me anymore, I don't think I will ever buy any thing made by Hines corporation, and I was thoroughly annoyed by Target because they decided to be spineless wimps and disallow the Salvation Army bell ringers at Christmas time simply because Agnostic and Anti Christian factions cried foul. I, however , cannot see myself going all out and " Voting with my wallet" every where I go. It is not important to me what the CEOs and the higher ups in these companies, think politically, nor is it any of my business who they support politically. It is still a free country ya know.
I find the information interesting, but as a novelty, not as a means of political support. If the company develops a policy that treads on my freedoms or beliefs, then , YES I will stop trading with them. I think this Blue State Red State thing is obsessed over more by Leftists than by those evil Red Staters. It is just another symptom of the liberal mental disorder, PEST ( Post Election Selection Trauma). I think it is funny.
Here is the list of contributors, it is entertaining, give it a look.


Automotive
Computers and Video Games
Consumer Electronics
Entertainment and News
Financial
Groceries
Household
Machinery and Equipment
Restaurants and Bars
Retail Shopping and Fashion
Shipping and Transportation
Sports
Telephone and Internet
Travel
Utilities
Here are the links in Choose the Blue . com- http://www.choosetheblue.com/main.php

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, assholes, it’s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.

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