The Squamata Report: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Letter

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Letter


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Letter to President Bush
Click the link below or the photo above
to read the letter he sent to President Bush.
It seems that the only thing we need to do to make him happy and for Iran to come aboard the War on Terror is to help him get rid of Israel. Hmmm, some how I just don't think we are going to do that. So what's left? I say we send a letter in response to Mr. Ahmadinejad. It should be much shorter and read something like this.
Dear Mr. Ahmdinejad,

I just love the name, it suits a tyrannical despot like yourself, no really it does.Thanks for your letter. It was obviously heartfelt, and I think, very cordial in a twisted 'Solath Sar' kind of way. You proposed that we change our culture to suit you, abandon our friends and allies and allow you, a certifiable whack-job, to posses nuclear weapons. I have a better idea. How about if you stand directly over the nuclear weapons facility you buried so discretely in the sand and let us know when you are there. In a short time we will drop a few strategic nukes on you and your weapons program, then we will set up a border fence all the way around your crap hole of a country. Then we shoot anyone who tries to cross it. Sound good to you? I think it is an excellent idea. Sorry to cut this short, but I still have to write letters to Bashar al-Assad, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, and Mr. Abbas. Thank you so much,
See ya in Hell,
The President
Click HERE to read Ahmadinajad's letter.

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