World Street

Squamata Report Exclusive:

Police were called to a house on World street recently where a resident refused to give up the combat weapons he once claimed to have inside his home. The resident had previously been indicted, by the highest court in the land, for using similar yet shorter ranged weapons against his own family, an attack in which he killed more than 800 thousand of them in less than 3 months. So his having these more advanced weapons were not only dangerous, but a clear violation of his overly generous probation.

The reason the authorities were called to the scene is; the resident had been bragging about his weapons to people he wished to laude power over. He was also known by all to be teaching murderous gangs how to use these and other weapons to kill people and take over World St.

Soon, these gangs again used the training and money provided, partly by the resident, to kill thousands more people on World St.

When the authorities told the resident that having these weapons were a violation of his probation, the resident denied having them. Still authorities demanded that he let an inspector come in and check. The resident allowed the inspector in and once inside, the investigator was denied access to any closets, crawl spaces, attic, or under furniture.
When the authorities demanded inspection of the excluded areas, the resident defiantly refused their request.

After many other requests for compliance, authorities busted down the door and took the resident to jail.
Regardless, after the resident was arrested, and his house was being cleared of other family members and gang members, no weapons were found. Some speculate they were taken by gang members to another house. What's more, many on World St. later denied ever claiming the resident had the weapons.

His hopeful successors soon launched a full investigation into the chief of operation's actions in the bust. They determined that he lied and made up the presence of said weapons, and therefore the raid was unlawful. Calls for the police to leave the former resident's home are being made by supporters of the hopeful successors. Some ask how they will insure that leaders of the gangs, formerly supported and housed by the resident, will not break back in and kill the new residents. No answer to that question has been given. However, the call for authorities to vacate the premises does not come from the current residents who want the authorities to stay. None-the-less the hopeful successor's condemnation of the chief continues to grow in intensity.

Regardless of the status of the authority's presence there, the fact that the chief is being accused so vehemently, insures that any future busts on World St. will not be taken seriously. Support for raids of this kind is so low we are certain that any future neighborhood threat may go unchallenged!

The former resident is now being given a fair trial, presided over by a judge who is sympathetic to the resident. Recent reports indicate his release is expected soon.

There is no doubt the chief of operations in the bust will be blamed for any future crimes perpetrated by the former resident once he is released.

The indictment of the chief is set to begin in a couple weeks. Supporters of the hopeful successor are planning to end his term as chief prematurely.

It is believed that the future chief will not make the same mistakes. He or she will not invade the sovereign house of anyone proven to be a murderer and a threat to World St.
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